Best pick-up line ever.
“Let’s go eat, I’m paying.”
Reasons I don't like religion:
cowabungadudeee: It confuses merit with God’s grace. It’s a bunch of rules to follow first, THEN God loves you. Religion says you can’t eat bacon. I reject that. Jesus hates religion. (i.e. The Pharisees) Religion is bondage, Christ is freedom. Long live Jesus, and bacon.
jonbloom: the cutest bear attack ever